Melanie Good
Nude

Melanie Good turned a sexy nude modeling career into an even sexier nude acting career. Bra(less)-vo, Melanie! Before becoming a go-to name for great on-screen nudity, Melanie Good scorched small screens with eye-popping appearances on the hit sitcoms Coach and Seinfeld. Then came Die Watching (1993), a deliciously sleazy sex-crime thriller that showcases Melanie Good nude repeatedly, with its carnal camera focusing on her super-sized boobs repeatedly and even treating us to a kinky BDSM encounter where Melanie Good gets tied to a chair. From there, Melanie Good sported two of the most in-demand double-D-cups in the direct-to-VHS B-movie market. Admirers can skintastically eyeball Melanie Good naked in Psycho Cop Returns (1993), Desire (1993), One Good Turn (1995), and Squanderers (1996). All of Melanie’s experience as a naked grindhouse knockout led to her landing moist famous part, in the smashingly hilarious Howard Stern biopic, Private Parts (1997). Howard, in his exceptional wisdom, placed himself, sound-effects genius “Earthdog” Fred Norris, and Melanie in an uncomfortable ménage of a bubble-bath scene that manages to be sexy — based entirely on the fact that we see a whole lot of Melanie Good nude. When Melanie’s Good she’s great, but when she’s wet she’s better. Private Parts’ three-in-a-tub set-piece is based on an allegedly true story that Howard Stern often told on the air about how he, flying gag-writer Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling, and televangelist scandal queen (and later naked Playboy model) Jessica Hahn once similarly soaked themselves in a manner that in-no-way pleased Jackie’s Jokewoman at home. Jackie may have had to apologize to Nancy on-the-air over that one, but there’s no apologizing necessary if you find yourself now forever fixated on the bare boobs and hot butt of Melanie Good nude.